Have you ever had one of those days when you can't find anything to wear? When none of the clothes in your closet, not any of the ones you had to buy since you had a baby and gained all that weight, are what you want to wear? When the only shirt you could possibly want to wear in the whole entire closet is the one stained with breastmilk because you didn't realize that breastmilk had the ability to leave unsightly stains on the boobs of your shirts?
Yeah that happened to me today. So if you see me, I assure you I am aware of the unsightly stain on my boob.